Weather Man
Definition
(Noun; Occupations) A person who can predict the future with 100% accuracy...except for the weather!
In a surreal world where clouds are made out of cotton candy and rainbows come from sprinklers in the sky, there stands a lone figure: The Weather Man predicting it all with uncanny accuracy!
Usage
He's so accurate that he predicted his own job loss due to global warming!
Insight
What did the Weather Man say when asked about tomorrow's forecast? "I don't know - I'm just a figment of your imagination!"
Origin
The Weather Man was invented by an ancient tribe of people who wanted to control their environment but didn't have any technology or scientific knowledge yet!
Related
MeteorologyForecastingClimate ChangeStormsRainfall
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