login

Definition

(Noun; Technology) Login: The process of trying to remember a password you haven't used in years and hoping it still works!

login: Two robots were standing at the entrance to an online database when one asked the other for its login credentials - only for them both to realize they had forgotten theirs at home!

Usage

I tried logging into my account but the computer said "password incorrect" so I guess that means I'm not me anymore?

Insight

What do you call a login page with no username or password field? A dead end!

Origin

The term 'login' was first coined by an ancient tribe who believed that entering their secret code would open up a portal to another world full of riches and adventure!

Related

PasswordsUsernamesSecurity ProtocolsEncryption KeysFirewalls

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