Beer Oclock

Definition

(Noun; Slang) Beer O'clock: The magical time of day when it's socially acceptable to start drinking beer!

Beer Oclock: At 4pm sharp every day in a small town square stands a giant cuckoo clock with two taps instead of hands pouring out frothy pints of ale into waiting mugs below...

Usage

I'm not an alcoholic - I just like to be at "Beer O'clock" all the time!

Insight

What do you call a clock that only tells the time for beer? A brew-teller!

Origin

Beer o'clock was invented by ancient Vikings who wanted to make sure they had enough mead before battle each day!

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